Flirt

You ask if the pirates would like to partake of your booty. They would indeed, although the tall one seems disappointed you are not referring to literal treasure. The other two waste no time and lead you up to their room before taking charge of the situation. These salty old sea dogs clearly have experience divesting wenches of their clothing! The two eager pirates start slow, but by the end of the night the one with the peg-leg has shown you a whole new meaning to the term "pegging!"

In the morning, you awaken in a cuddly heap with the gruff pirates. They extend an offer - would you like to come aboard? It's hard to refuse. You leave your vaguely-defined quest behind for a life on the high seas. You live a thrilling and satisfying life as a pirate, plundering by day and getting frisky by night. Unfortunately, it isn't to last - after a few short years, your ship never comes back to port. Legends say you sailed into the great unknown in pursuit of adventure. Other, less flattering legends say you got eaten by some horrible great whale or kraken or whatever. Either way, you are never seen again. You... die?